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Church Notes
Some unintentional humour seen on parish notice boards
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and community.
On Thursday at 5 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All those wishing to become little mothers please see the minister in his private study.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday.
Thursday night - potluck supper followed by prayer and medication. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow by a wind orchestra.
At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be, "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed. This is due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
Submitted by Frank Breakspear
A Conversation Overheard.
"Arthur's funeral is on Tuesday." "Was he dead then?" "No, they are taking him up the churchyard to see if he likes it!"
(From the book, 'Tails to Tell', Irene Sowter)
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